"The hair is 75% of my performance." - Robert Pattinson
Actually, Twilight is not a vampire story. It's a teen novel. I am reading it, for real, now. And it reads like a teen novel, so that's what it is. There's nothing wrong with that - what amuses me is how big, burly guys get all bent out of shape, raging against the twilight, protesting it's not a real vampire story.
It's not. It's not for you. It's not for me either ... but I'm readin' it.