Also, I am "beady-eyed" and at my "perverse best." Thank you. Tonight some of the ladies remarked at what startling and creepy eyes I have.
- Tony Brown, The Plain Dealer
And what a night! The folks at East Park were really up for a vampire show this evening. Just before the show started, one of the audience members got up on the stage (which, though it has a proscenium and is raised from the main floor of the dining room which serves as the auditorium, it feels much more like a living room than a theater stage) and lay down on the chaise lounge, inviting women to come up and suck his blood.
Blew a fuse on the fog machine right before the show ended, so we lost the Edwyn Collins tune, which was a bummer, but at least that was all they missed.
Lisa ran her first talkback for this production this evening. Point: When asked, teenagers admit they want to live forever, even or especially if it means being a vampire. Senior citizens to do not want immortality under any circumstances. Discuss.